roaminromans: how to play a racing game HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY GO FAST NEVER USE BRAKES
spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself
sodamnrelatable: When black people make a joke about white people: When white people make a joke about black people:
perdu-me: Things not to say to me while I’m eating: That’s a lot of food That’s not enough food You’re going to eat all of that???!?? That looks gross That’s not healthy That looks healthy That’s disgusting Why are you eating that? I’m glad you’re eating more In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T...
squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
egberts: u know somethin on the internet is p funny when you actually laugh instead of just blow air out of your nose really fast
That awkward moment when everyone else understands...
sodamnrelatable: but you still act like you did: because you’ll just Google it later.
The weather is such a slut. The wind blows...
sodamnrelatable: WHAT A SLUT!